Matthew Pollesel

Paper Monsters Recut review for Wii U

When Tearaway and Mario Bros. are your two obvious touchstones, you must be doing something right.

11 years ago

Nidhogg review for PS Vita, PS4, PS3

You may not know that you need a fencing game in which the goal is to be eaten by a…

11 years ago

Stealth Inc. 2: A Game of Clones review for Wii U

You can take the Bastard out of the game, but you can't take the amazingness.

11 years ago

Fluster Cluck review for PS4

The great thing about very low expectations is that it's really easy to exceed them.

11 years ago

Invizimals: The Alliance review for PS Vita

AR-based frustration for the whole family!

11 years ago

Jet Car Stunts review for PS Vita, PS3, Xbox 360

An early iOS classic makes the jump to proper gaming platforms. Is it still worth it at four times the…

11 years ago

Sherlock Holmes: Crimes and Punishments review for PS4, Xbox One

The answer to whether you should buy the newest Sherlock Holmes game is elementary.

11 years ago

Senran Kagura: Shinovi Versus review for PS Vita

A rough approximation of the Senran Kagura: Shinovi Versus experience: boobs boobs boobs boobs butt boobs boobs boobs butt boobs.…

11 years ago

Futuridium EP Deluxe review for PS Vita, PS4

A retro-looking space shooter with an undeniably modern soundtrack.

11 years ago

Ar nosurge: Ode to an Unborn Star review for PS3

A JRPG that's not for the faint of heart or short of attention span.

11 years ago

Invizimals: The Lost Kingdom review for PS3

In the world of crappy kiddie platformers, just being competent can earn you pretty high praise.

11 years ago

Frozen Synapse Prime review for PS Vita

It's time to build your own little Rube Goldberg machine of death.

11 years ago

Natural Doctrine review for PS Vita, PS4, PS3

Natural Doctrine has some very specific ideas on how you should go about playing it, and it won't rest until…

11 years ago

Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth1 review for PS Vita

The Vita-fied version of Hyperdimension Neptunia is flawed, but not in the ways you might expect.

11 years ago

Murasaki Baby review for PS Vita

Nobody puts baby in the corner...because it's full of terrifying tentacle monsters and partially-eaten children.

11 years ago

Gravity Crash Ultra review for PS Vita

The PS Vita's other outstanding space shooter.

11 years ago

Run Like Hell! review for PS Vita

Run Like Hell! is such a regressive game, it jumps clear over "problematic" and well into "so, so racist" territory.

11 years ago

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