Pigeon dating sim
Ordained Hatoful Boyfriend
Released, late summer
One man, many birds
Gimmicked visual novel
Parodied style
Dry, strange jokes waft by
Brief moments of clarity
Can you love a bird?
Deeper storyline
Lie beneath many playthroughs
Is it worth the while?
No, probably not.
Feels like a total in-joke
A riff, to the choir
Strange, weird novelty
Both a strength and a weakness
Doesn’t deliver
Laziest ending:
Fan of genre? Pick this up.
If not, Fall has games.
Mused Frank Sinatra
Could you coo? Could you care? Why?
Cause I got a crush.
I’m gonna butcher Jay’s rap here, but…Little Man, Put that game in my hand!
So wait…is this a two player game? How is the player base double the units…
…am I going to have to take a trip to the Brooklyn Museum?
Nintendo Switch 2 owners will soon add to that total.
Scare criminals with poor eyesight with this intimidating gun replica! Editor’s Note: Don’t actually do…
Nothing like the first game, which is probably for the better.
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